Italian Chicken Recipe

I made this for the first time yesterday. I adapted it from a recipe found online, and it was easy and delicious. The chicken practically fell apart, so no knives were needed. I served it with garlic toast that I made at the same time. I advise drinking milk with this meal and offering a bread on the side in order to hit all of your food groups. Also, the mushrooms and mozzarella are totally optional.

He wasn't behind the couch, y'all.

By popular demand, here is the tale of the time that I found Jesus and he showed me the way... To the bank.

He said to go thataway.

So one day, a friend and I are getting ready to go camping and we're running late. We've got the car packed and we're ready to go, but I have to hit the bank for some cash. No cash meant no trip, so we had to go, even though neither of us knew exactly where it was located. Now, anyone who knows either of us knows that we can get lost in our own neighborhoods, much less in an entire city. (And while my friend has lived here her entire life, I'm new to town.) Nevertheless, we make it to the bank in time to find that it's closed.